Badges Records Shop!

Girl Scout Dropouts LOVE to shop.

And here is where you can find great things to give (or to buy because you think you’re going to give them but know in your heart that you’ll keep them for yourself. And we’re okay with that.).

And since Girl Scout Dropouts do good deeds at every turn, a portion of the proceeds from all sales goes to support The Irreverent Widow Project

  • The Official 100% Genuine “I’m A Dropout Now” Membership Kit

    The Official 100% Genuine “I’m A Dropout Now” Membership Kit

    $44.95

    Your membership kit includes a 19oz GSD wine goblet; your first three Badges of Honor (The “More Support than an Underwire Bra” Badge, The “I’ll Drink to This & That” Badge and the very chic “Nuh-Uh” Badge); the official GSD Commemorative Pin and a “For Dropouts Only” Pocket-sized Credo.  It also makes you an official member of a sisterhood of women who are just like you. 
  • The Dropout T

    The Dropout T

    $21.95

    Wear your membership proudly. This 100% cotton T has been tested by me and it’s a keeper. It comes in small, medium, large and just a tad larger. (Dropouts NEVER order extra large!) Oh and so you know, these shirts run a smidge small so keep that in mind when you order.

  • The Dropout Chapeaux

    The Dropout Chapeaux

    $24.95

    This black cap is the ever-so-stylish way to hide bed-head or a bad hair day. One size fits all. Under the advisement of the original Girl Scout Dropout, the hat is best worn at a jaunty angle for optimal GSD swagger.

  • The Dropout Wine Goblet ~ Set of Four

    The Dropout Wine Goblet ~ Set of Four

    $45.95

    This 19oz goblet makes a powerful statement whenever you sip from it. Of course you’ll already have one because it comes with your Membership Kit, but why stop at one?

  • The "Men are Dropouts Too" T

    The "Men are Dropouts Too" T

    $21.95

    The perfect shirt for our brothers in arms. 100% cotton and endorsed by my sons and my attorney. It comes in large and only large, deal with it.

  • The Dropout Badges of Honor

    The Dropout Badges of Honor

    $12.95

    Dropouts don’t earn badges, we purchase them. It’s much easier that way. This set of three badges (The “More Support than an Underwire Bra” Badge, The “I’ll Drink to This & That” Badge and the very chic “Nuh-Uh” Badge) is a great gift for Dropouts everywhere. And because Dropouts choose not to sew, these badges are iron on.

  • The "Dropouts Don't Sew" Safety Pin Key Keeper

    The "Dropouts Don't Sew" Safety Pin Key Keeper

    $8.95

     This exquisite pin is just the thing for affixing your badges to your person. In a pinch it can also be used as a very stylish key chain.

  • The Dropout Pin

    The Dropout Pin

    $10.95

    Be Dropout Proud and wear this little pin wherever you go.