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Join us right now and be the first person on your block, in your carpool, the PTA or row of gray cubicles to proudly drop out.
Instant merit badge-worthy membership is just $44.95 and for that you get a special membership kit which, in addition to a lifetime of sisterhood, includes:
- This elegantly designed wine glass, suitable for sipping your favorite grape juice
- Specially Designed GSD Iron On Merit Badges:
Because Dropouts do NOT sew merit badges on sashes (or anything else for that matter). It's not that we can't sew, we just choose not to because we have much better things to do with our precious time.
- A special pocket-sized Girl Scout Dropout Credo you can refer to whenever the absurd idiocy of life pushes you to the brink of shrieking madness.
- Commemorative GSD Pin
- Your official membership certificate
Because we know not all Dropouts can swing the price of the membership kit, just fill out the form and we'll mail you an official and specially signed certificate of membership to our joyful sisterhood of wise-cracking humans.
And remember we are a fine force on Facebook so be sure to join us there, too.
Oh, and so you know, a Girl Scout Dropout would never sell or otherwise divulge any personal information you choose to share. That is so not like us. And since Girl Scout Dropouts do good deeds at every turn, a portion of the proceeds from all sales goes to support The Irreverent Widow Project.
* While Girl Scout Dropouts do not like asterisks or fine print we also are not fond of exclusion due to, er, cash flow. So if you would like to join our little world but feel that money's a bit tight, please join us on Facebook. It's free. And easy.
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